While checking in to see if I won tickets for Ain't It Cool's Houston movie ticket giveaway, I saw the following comments...
I've been to Houston a few times and I will say this -
"The women there are FUCKING HOT! And I mean HOT HOT HOT! Hotter than Austin - Hotter than LA (which by the way is packed with pretty ugly ones - go figure?). Take a stroll through the Houston Galleria and get ready to welcome your dick back from the dead... ...That was the first place I ever had Blue Bell ice cream and man, that shit has to have cocaine in it - it's as addictive as cigarettes."
The Houstonians are a lost people...
"...and they should be left alone."
I like the second one a lot and can only hope the the women of Houston know how lucky they are when ever Professor_Monster is in town. So. Lucky.