Wednesday, February 27, 2008

"Adult Swim Porn"... Damnit, This Isn't Going To Help

Forgive typos/spelling/punctuation errors, I got a couple stiff drinks in me. Babysitting, you know.

Anyways, my slightly-obsessive-blogs-stats revue once again shows that most of my site traffic is a result of one of two things:

  1. People from India looking for info on the Shri Swaminarayan Mandir Hindu temple (Hello India: especially Chennai, Delhi, New Delhi, and Hyderabad.)
  2. People looking for "Adult Swim Porn."

So here is an open letter to Cartoon Network, the folks responsible for the lovely Adult Swim block of programing;

Dear CN,

Oh, how I love you. In addition to much of Adult Swim, I do love Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Due to the unfortunate suggestion that most AS shows sound like porn (Frisky Dingo, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Venture Brothers) and subsequent blogging of such suggestion, a sizable percentage of traffic to my site is looking for "Adult Swim Porn."

So I ask, please make some. Some hot Frylock on Master Shake action. Let Brock go all the way with Molotov Cocktease, Frisky Dingo night-vision orgy!

Just get the pervy fan boys away from me.

Thanks,
Rob

2 comments:

Amber said...

YES!

Anonymous said...

Did They Say Yes?