Wednesday, September 21, 2005

"Bob Thinks Stop Being a Micro Man " - Poetry from Email

I started collecting junk email based on the surprisingly interesting subject lines. While I'm not the only one who has created poety from them (junk mail poetry - Google Search ), these are my contributions to the form.

The first one is about dirty thoughts and the second is about...um... stuff. Enjoy.

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Bob thinks... stop being a micro man!
Humongous rods in tiny bods... Pound
on her bloomin' onion.
Tear her shrimp bed apart.
Power drill debutantes... behind?!!!

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Electron affinity...
A lot of nudity bogs snowily
moot pews accomplishes.

Teaspoon swallowtail
intently opting swallowtail.

Cloudiest
suspending
life, acute senator...
keep yer farking money!!!
Prosecutor apology, incontestable.

Healthful strongest bible,
fission!
depressible!...
samarium.

Arab bumptious.

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Thank you. I was helped by Delmer Craft, ZULA TEAGUE, ALBINA LONGORIA, William, Aurelia Ozment and others nameless poets in the creation of these works.

1 comment:

la.dauphine said...

"Pews"? So I see you're getting junk mail from the Catholic Church!

Great site!