StreetWars: Let the Street Run... Wet... With Water!

If I was single, I would think about StreetWars, a 3 week long, 24/7, watergun assassination tournament - NYC, Vancouver, Vienna, San Francisco. Since it hasn't taken place in Atlanta (yet), there's no chance.

But even if there was, this is how I imagine the conversation with my wife...

"... so if there's someone outside lurking around, don't worry. It's just somebody trying to shoot me with a squirtgun."
"...really?"
"Yeah... most likely."
"I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you."
"That only works if you're Muslim."
"Worked fine for me. Have fun with the assassinations." Leaves.

StreetWars on KRON4 - Part I - by Jeff Bush

StreetWars on KRON4 - Part II - by Jeff Bush